Update: Apperently some people lost their sense of humor along the way, so to make it clear, this was meant to be more of a joke post than serious! :-) Just like the bloody last sentence says (in a way).
Who hasn’t gotten a utterly stupid feature request before ? Or even a request that you constantly say no to. This is just bound to happen if you help maintain a open source project (probably even more so in a commerical entity)
Well I have found the perfect answer to such requests with the courtesy of the yum wiki
No. Just no. If you don’t like it, go have a conversation with yourself about it. Alone. At home. In your closet.
I’ve even been pondering about adding this as an answering option in pear/pecl/php bug system, I can just see Jani doing the happy dance if this kind of thing would ever be added. ;-)
A slightly modified version of this quote could even be used on reports like this one: http://bugs.php.net/35625
All jokes aside, I had a good laugh when I read this quote and the bug report :-)